"Cold Openers"

Workshop & Self-Paced Course

Build persona/pain-based icebreakers & team cohesion

Cold Openers is both:

a) A live, team-building workshop (onsite or virtual)

b) A self-paced course. 

Each shows team members how to craft icebreakers for cold outreach that:

  • Follow the format: “This call/email is colder than ______”.
  • Lets the prospect know the outreach is unsolicited
  • Highlights a specific problem you can eliminate
  • Gets prospects smiling or laughing (or at least respecting the attempt made – in  5-10 seconds.
  • Makes colleagues laugh – or not – at the closing “open mic”.

What can ONE Cold Opener do?

Consider: Not-famous stand-up comedians are like prospectors/SDRS...

1) Both are unknown to their audience 2) have 5-10 seconds to say something relevant to them  & 3) another 5-10 to elicit an emotional reaction from them.

And? So what?

Prospectors can use a comedian’s approach to start more conversations.

Thankfully, the word “cold” can be used to create beautiful humor which can highlight challenges you solve for your prospects.

For example, if was cold emailing CROs around how I help with problems like poor sales & marketing alignment, call reluctance, or weak pipelines, I’d say:

“This email is colder than the relationship between sales and marketing.”

“This email’s colder than a SDR’s feet their first day dialling.”

“This email’s colder than a poorly-performing SDR manager’s sweat in pipeline review”

 

Check the call I made to a manufacturing equipment sales leader.

The self-paced course will give reps:

A step-by-step process to craft hyper-relevant icebreakers

I'll share a simple, step-by-step process that teaches your team to create simple icebreakers that shine a light on the challenges you solve for prospects, and which they can immediately work into prospecting efforts.

The course will take 45-60 minutes per rep.

New insights around:

  • How humor impacts your prospects.
  • How humor can be used highlight your relevance to your prospects’ objectives.
  • Creativity in sales

Post-workshop coaching

I'll edit everyone's icebreakers, and deliver 4 hours of coaching where prospectors will practice delivery through role-plays & share other ways to exploit these one-liners for to spark more conversations with prospects.

Oh, and people can record their Cold Openers in Saleshood so colleagues can view and mimic or replicate.

Optional: Facilitated tribal knowledge sharing

We can’t craft humor without understanding the TRUTH.

Prior to completing the course, your I’ll faciliate a tribal knowledge sharing session, so your team can help each other learn about:

  • Your target persona’s role and objectives
  • What impacts their emotions
  • How they’re impacted by problems you solve
  • Loads more

 

Let’s talk to see if this is right to include.

The 90-120 minute workshop will give your team:

A unique keynote
I'll share:

  • What sales people can learn from awful stand-up comedians.
  • How humor impacts your prospects.
  • How humor can be used highlight your relevance to your prospects’ objectives.
  • Funny stuff.

A team-building process to craft hyper-relevant icebreakers

I'll share a simple, step-by-step process that teaches your team to create simple icebreakers that shine a light on the challenges you solve for prospects, and which they can immediately work into prospecting efforts.

Post-workshop coaching

I'll edit everyone's icebreakers, and deliver 4 hours of coaching where prospectors will practice delivery through role-plays & share other ways to exploit these one-liners for to spark more conversations with prospects.

Why Do This?

Reps struggle to earn attention in cold outreach

Your reps need hooks/icebreakers to help them:
  • Stand out.
  • Show prospects you understand their pain – fast. Like, “5-10 seconds” fast.
  • Elicit emotional reactions from prospects.

Reps struggle to be relevant

Your cold  outreach doesn’t:
  • Speak to your buyer’s needs and objectives.
  • Highlight problems you solve (or aspects of them).
  • Highlight your hyper-specific relevance.

You want a team-building event

You want a fun, team-building activity that doesn’t take up more than 90-120 minutes

To learn a creative framework and approach

This is an intro to joke-writing for prospects. Once reps learn the structure, they can apply it to messaging for other parts of their sales motion.

Record and store your openers in SalesHood

Have your team record their delivery and openers in SalesHood, so the rest of your team can learn from each other’s creativity and personality.

A coaching program to reinforce

We’ll schedule 4 hours for role playing,  practice,  success stories, and blitzes.

Self-Paced Course Pricing

The course/content is “no charge. Pay for coaching hours based on the size of your team. 

Book a call to see if this course would be right for your team, and share more about your team size.


Testimonials

TrustArc:

Check TrustArc CRO Jason Wesbecher shares:

1) The various ways his “New Business” team benefitted from “Comedy Writing for Revenue Teams” (including reduced ramp time for new hires)

2) Results it had on net new revenue

Testi-montage!

Have a watch of this clip featuring sales pros who have gone through my full training & workshop or who’ve caught me speaking at a conference or networking event.